I just started rewatching old school Jetsons. The episode where they introduce Rosie, George takes the cheapest ‘homely’ model instead of the sexy French maidbot.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Flintstones_(2016_comic_book)

The graphic novel is pretty good.

Came here to say shower mango. I prefer mine slightly frozen. Peaches too. Hot shower, cold fruit, no mess, no cleanup, plus the hot humid air makes the shower smell super strongly of fruit.

Not sure you know what you’re talking about.

https://youtu.be/qzTwBQniLSc

1.5 Some dude blew his own arm off with a homemade grenade trying to scare some car thieves.

https://www.kezi.com/news/local/florence-man-loses-arm-while-trying-to-stop-car-thieves-with-grenade/article_31e39048-018a-4ec1-940d-862a639b8b15.html

This land use infographic has two seperate areas, one for all corporate timberland and a second just for Weyerhouser.

Timothy by The Buoys is a very happy song about men trapped in a mine collapse cannibalizing each other to survive.

One of Tolkiens appendices touches briefly on Dwarvish gender. IIRC women were slightly less common than men, and many of them weren’t interested in having kids. So only 1/3 of dwarves are women and only 1/3 of them ever reproduce. So even though they have long lives they barely maintain replacement numbers. He also says that both men and women have beards and outsiders can’t tell them apart. I think Gimlis line about it in The Two Towers is a direct quote from this section.

I’ve had this idea for a trans pirate pc for awhile that would fit in well on Genders table. Captain Cuntbeard gets his name from being a loud and lewd ladies man, always bragging about conquests and offering to let the cabin boy smell his fingers. He says his name is because he can’t get the stink out of his ticklewhiskers no matter what. He is also prepolymorph, so his beard is fake, he shaves his genitals and thighs and glues it onto his face. His motivation for being a pirate is enough gold for a permanent polymorph spell or magic item, in the meantime he has a small stock of polymorph potions that he occasionally uses. He has this whole routine where he gets a barmaid into private, does the whole get comfy we don’t have to do anything, tells her his secret, seduces her, and begs her to keep his secret for fear of his life…