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1 month agoNope. I’m just old and stupid.


Nope. I’m just old and stupid.


April, August, December, Februrary, March, May, January, July, June, November, October, September
(i.e. the existing names but alphabetised)
(EDIT: J traditionally comes before M. Am idiot.)


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SLEEP INTERRUPTED UNEXPECTEDLY.
DUMP LOG?
Given that people in the past used both honey and mustard in poultices, there is a non-zero chance that someone discovered this particular combination while inadvertently licking their fingers after treating a gangrenous wound. “Damn, Sir Richard, you’ll be losing the leg, but taste this - it’s amazing.”