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404: Room Not Found

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404: Room Not Found

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  • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
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    That is 100% comedy gold.

    I would have happily told your to 302 see other meeting room.

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    Reminds me of the hyper teapot control protocol.

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    Hopefully your gf doesn’t give you status code 416

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      You all are using wrong website for HTTP statuses, this is my personal goto: https://http.cat/status/409

    • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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      19 hours ago

      Or 402

    • jestho@lemmy.zip
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      23 hours ago

      Or 418…

      • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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        22 hours ago

        That 418 is clearly a 415

        • Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip
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          I always get a 413 error too large /s

          • WanakaTree@lemmy.zip
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            14 hours ago

            I run into 425 Too Early a lot

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    We had a costume contest at work and the room voted for the guy who wrote “404 costume not found” with sharpie on a white T-shirt. People went full out cosplay, but the gen pop rewarded the slacker. Lost some faith that day

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    Insert HTTP Cats reference here

    • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
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      This site is glorious, thanks! XD

      • chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world
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        21 hours ago

        Ha np homie

  • AstroLightz@lemmy.world
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    How OP probably felt:

  • billwashere@lemmy.world
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    24 hours ago

    I would have laughed my ass off.

    • Bazoogle@lemmy.world
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      19 hours ago

      I would have exhaled slightly harder. Maybe. But I would make some quip in response

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    2 days ago

    That joke was 403

    • bradorsomething@ttrpg.network
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      19 hours ago

      Can anyone read this comment? It won’t load for me.

    • nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz
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      22 hours ago

      That means the door was locked.

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      Your mom was forbidden

      • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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        413 Content Too Large

        • billwashere@lemmy.world
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          24 hours ago

          More like …

          429 “Too Many Requests”

          • Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip
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            19 hours ago

            402 payment required

          • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip
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            21 hours ago

            😂 nailed it

            (like your mom)

            • billwashere@lemmy.world
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              Geeking out over “your mom” HTTP error code jokes has made me quite happy. …

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                A long time ago, I worked with some people planning out the layout of a server room. They said that no individual one of them had the whole plan in mind, but that they each understood their section together. They finished by saying “it’s in a RAID in our heads!” (Probably paraphrased. It was a long time ago.)

                I thought that was hilarious. When I got home that night, I repeated the joke to my then girlfriend and her best friend, who lived with us at the time. There was a long pause, then one of them said “your job sounds REALLY boring.”

        • zedgeist@lemmy.worldOP
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          OwO

  • Rusty@lemmy.ca
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    We have a Highway 404 in Ontario. I’ve made a similar joke as OP couple of times and noone laughed once.

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      It’s kind of a shame that it’s the 407 and not the 402 that’s the toll road. Of course, even fewer people would get the joke there.

    • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
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      I laughed ❤️

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    I had this weird syncronisticity a few years back where at least once a week I’d look at the time it it’d be 4:04. I’d often say “404: Time not found” and literally nobody ever got it so I started just saying it in my head instead.

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      Not to be that annoying person. But it’s how our brains operate to look for patterns or repeatability. It’s not that you were magically catching the clock at 4:04 all the time. You just don’t remember when you looked at 3:10 on multiple days of the week because it wasn’t meaningful.

      It’s like if you notice your friend has a new car. You suddenly start noticing other people driving that car in the exact same color. Like, suddenly everyone bought that car! It’s just your brain looking for meaning.

      Ok. Sorry. I got my autism comment out. I’ll be gone.

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        my kind of autism

        • wheezy@lemmy.ml
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          I got a notification of this response and unfortunately it could have been multiple comments I left recently. Need to go outside. Thanks.

          • bored_boar_onboard@lemmy.world
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            Outside?!? REEEEEE!

            • Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip
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              How’s a person supposed to breathe with all that fresh air out there?!

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                not to mention the big bright thing in the ceiling. outside sucks!

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      Start doing it with 418 and see if they understand that one?

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        2 days ago

        🫖

    • zedgeist@lemmy.worldOP
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      🧠

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    That’s why I prefer to hold meetings in room 200. That way everyone finds the room without even having to read the number.

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    • Bonje@lemmy.world
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      Nah. Too cold in there.

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    I would have gotten the joke, but probably not laughed.

    • Bazoogle@lemmy.world
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      404 jokes are overused. Get more creative with your HTTP response code jokes

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    The joke might have landed if the hotel name was Safari or Chrome.

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    C’mon buddy. You need to give these jokes a REST

    • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
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      These jokes have a long and storied ancestral heritage! Just ask the Apache.

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      Seriously. They really need an endpoint.

      • Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip
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        These puns are making me CURL my toes

  • Onno (VK6FLAB)@lemmy.radio
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    If it helps, it’s the only thing I think of wherever I encounter it, bus lines, taxi numbers, number plates, street numbers, you name it.

    So, yeah, I think it’s funny.

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      This is like that scene in Step-Brothers, where they become best friends.

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