“He’s basically celebrating political violence” said tabloid writers

Local man Tom Carr has lost his job after he disgustingly said his name when asked by a barista while ordering coffee, instead of doing what he should have done which is refuse to give his name because he is too busy mourning Charlie Kirk.

“He wasn’t even crying when he ordered the coffee,” claimed one self-described ‘freedom of speech activist’ while doxing Carr and his family, “why does he not care about people’s families?”

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    Something tells me The Onion will soon be outlawed. Or frivolous-lawsuited out of existence.

    EDIT: Or not. That’s not The Onion. My bad. Then again, Australia…

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      Thankfully other sites like The Chaser can carry on the good fight even in that eventuality :P

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        With the UK already and the EU potentially soon, what country is left to set your VPN to?

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        I don’t know… Trump will designate The Onion as a dangerous leftist lunatic terrorist group or something.

        The Bondi woman is there to make sure the law is co-opted by Trump. So Trump can outlaw anyone he wants for any reason.