Welcome to the UK, JD Vance!
How many vacations does he have? Whenever I read news about him he seems to be always on vacations.
That’s because he’s just a show pony.
Well, how many paid vacation days does a US VP get? Maybe he’s using sick days.
JD Vance drinks with a spoon.
JD Vance eats scrambled eggs with his fingers.
JD Vance licks Doritos and puts them back in the bag.
JD Vance gets his socks wet on purpose.
Is JD Vance like anti-Chuck Norris?
If the UK has free speech, try telling a cop you support Palestine Action.
I heard he sucks ketchup directly from the bottle
But just the watery first squirt.
JD Vance wears jeans when he skis.
Whoah, slow down, that actually takes some balls to pull off.
JD Vance seasons his chicken with tap water.
JD Vance filters 1% milk because it’s “too strong”
does jd Vance wear protection when he fucks a couch?
No, silly. He has an ottoman business on the side.
When JD Vance brushes his teeth, he spits back into his cup and drinks it again.
This is definitely humour rather than humor.
JD Vance wears his shoes on the wrong feet sometimes
From what I remember the whole denial because of the meme was unconfirmed to say the least.
they’ve said they’re searching phones for anti-trump shit, so it doesn’t matter if it’s true or not, it’s what they want to be true.
Then they can just mock him for the fascism and stuff 👍
