The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoSingles are in your area!media.piefed.worldimagemessage-square303linkfedilinkarrow-up11.21Karrow-down145
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minus-squaredolphin @lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down5·1 day agoHow come str8s don’t consult with their local LGBTQ+ friendos? I like playing matchmaker.
minus-squarezeropointone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·16 hours agoBecause it doesn’t work. It’s already bad enough with straight people doing it.
minus-squaresnugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up35·1 day agoGotta have local friendos first…
minus-squareAsafum@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·15 hours ago(cries in very high cost of living, old rich people area)
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down4·19 hours agoBecause with the possible exception of the bi’s, you’re all inherently unqualified for the job of setting up a heterosexual relationship. Why don’t you ask straight men to pick out sweaters? Because we’re bad at it at an anatomical level.
How come str8s don’t consult with their local LGBTQ+ friendos? I like playing matchmaker.
Because it doesn’t work. It’s already bad enough with straight people doing it.
Gotta have local friendos first…
(cries in very high cost of living, old rich people area)
Because with the possible exception of the bi’s, you’re all inherently unqualified for the job of setting up a heterosexual relationship. Why don’t you ask straight men to pick out sweaters? Because we’re bad at it at an anatomical level.