• shalafi@lemmy.world
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    Trump has great tailors and I’m not joking! His body is 250+ pounds of toothpaste stuffed into a worn out sack of meat skin. He can’t even stand up straight!

    For example; His ridiculous tie length is to cover his fat stomach, sitting or standing. And it works! And he has to manage all that wearing heels. I’ve worn women’s heels, tough work. Most impressive.

    I’m like a cross between Zelensky and “Tall”, don’t even have to think about what I wear, looks natural if it fits. And that includes woman’s clothes!

    And at the end of the day, I don’t have to hide my sorry cankles or tiny-yet-fat hands. I may be an alcoholic, but I haven’t wrecked my body and heart that bad (so far)!

    Can you imagine Trump with off-the-rack clothes, or, heaven forfend, naked?!

    (Anyone want a pic of me nearly naked? 😅 Don’t have any ATM. :) CONTENT WARNING: I’m gonna look like Iggy Pop by 70, if I make it that far.)

    • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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      If you look at pics of him from this year in the golf outfits, he does look a bit slimmer, though I suspect that is from his doctors shooting him full of ozempic and whatever else they can to keep him alive.

      I always heard he eats McDonald’s but I’ve never heard more, like if he’s a binge eater or snacks a lot, I wonder what makes him fat

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        Clinton caught beef for eating the occasional Big Mac, and here we are. The mind boggles.

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      Literally playing the devil’s advocate here but, he is like 80 years old. We should all be lucky if we can walk upright by 80. 😅

      (Huge disclaimer: I hate Trump)