My ex was a scrub tech for years, loved it until she hit the top of the pay scale and so went to nursing school. Training put her in a 6-month 3rd shift stint at the downtown OR, the local “gun and knife club”, loved it. When she got her RN, she went straight back in the OR.

She used to always laugh, “I don’t have to talk to those fuckers! They’re knocked out when I get to them!”

Had to take the hitch off my little convertible. That motherfucker is a TRAP! You will never see it that low, never suspect it’s there, then your shin is bleeding out.

Y’all and your AI witch hunt are ridiculous. Just admit that you’re easily fooled, can’t tell the difference.

When I was working a Lowe’s I had loads of princesses rolling through with monster trailers, hauling tons of rock and lumber.

John 3:16 is an all-time well known verse. Only one I could say without looking it up.

Kudzu?

Well, ain’t that just fucking dandy? My wife and I are both home with COVID for the first time. Should have kept up with the latest shots. :(

Promise she got it from work. She has to go onto a massive campus and work in a call center. I was sick all the time in my call center days.

For all those downvoting, what are your real-life social skills like? Do you take every word completely at face value? Do you understand jokes and sarcasm?

Just going to sit here and stare at this comment for a while.

I’m growing bird houses and luffa! Get another pack of luffa seeds. Mine are 2 or 3 years old and almost every one has sprouted. This year I just stuck 'em in the ground.

Be aware! Once they get rolling they can grow nearly 1’ a day!

carriage return?

That’s how my OpenVPN server works, Digital Ocean droplet overseas.

Try “run”. :)

The over and under trees was what mostly kicked my ass. I was standing on one, 6’ above the water line, thinking, “There is no way in hell I can drag this gear straight up and over.” Sat there for 15 minutes looking around and thinking. Only option? Under the trunk there was a tiny triangle clear, 10" at the high point. I stomped the kayak under until it popped up the other side. Win!

Sorta agreed, but the ruling could set a bad precedent if he wins.

I tip the first drink, but not every single time I get a beer. Not paying a dollar for them to crack a Miller Lite. Maybe every other or third drink I’ll throw a dollar on there, maybe more at the end of the night.

I used to work for a payroll company who had a bunch of restaurant clients. Some of those servers made bank. I’d fight it as well.

LOL, you’re Mr. Pink in Reservoir Dogs. :)

She could have said “no darkies, even if you are European”. Then again, French certainly doesn’t count. 🤷🏻

Nothing wrong with having a skin tone preference, but I think it’s dumb to put it in a dating profile. One, you’ll turn people off thinking you’re a racist even if you’re not. Two, you never know. I’ve always dated super pale girls. Ended up with a dark Filipino. Who knows?

In Florida we have no income, food or healthcare tax (including store purchases), and that’s how it should be. You don’t tax people on the very things they need to survive.

I was going to state that Alabama has no gasoline tax, but I’m wrong! They do and now I see how the state is suddenly so much nicer, the Rebuild Alabama Act. You’ll see those signs on projects all over the state, and damn, it’s working a charm!

My Filipino wife was joking with her friend this weekend about how mystified I was that she never shaves her legs. On our first date her legs were so shiny I thought she had oiled them.