“Hey, I saw someone doing something illegal to a capitalist!”
No you fucking didn’t.
At least make sure no non management workers are in trouble. You don’t have to put the fires out.
That’s why he listens.
It’s Superman. Surely with his x-ray vision he could see that there was no one left.
In the words of Captain America:
“Let’s not get carried away. I’ve known good vampires. People who never asked for this curse, who don’t inflict their pain and hunger on others. But I’ve never known a good Nazi.”
What about if the fire spread to surrounding buildings?
Well, he is superman, so I’m sure it’ll be fine.
It’s a good thing dealerships are usually completely separate from other buildings, and by quite a way!
imo it would be funnier if he started taking pictures (since he’s supposed to be a journalist, right?)
That’s Jimmy Olsen’s whole purpose. Even Clark gets to “not my job” this situation.
I knew Superman was a domestic terrorist.
I’m not an expert but it might be tricky to argue that an actual bonafide genuine alien could be a domestic terrorist…
Superman is as American as apples.
That is a sentence I cannot disagree with.
Only because the path to citizenship for earth humans can be as long as 28 years in the united states. How long do you think it takes for a kryptonian?
I mean, there was that time he tore down the homes of a bunch of low income people.
Was that the MOVE bombing? Because I’m pretty sure he blamed that on a black mayor.
From January 1939, Superman single-handedly tears down a low-income neighborhood. He wasn’t attacking a group of political activists. He just decided that a group of homes were slums and thus worthy of being demolished.
https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Action_Comics_Vol_1_8#Synopsis_for_Superman:_"Superman_in_the_Slums"
