So, you want to be Enya. Don’t we all.
And be in a conspicuous throuple that I actively deny to fuel the rumors online? Sign me UP.
I think you can buy a castle in Scotland for relatively cheap.
Same in France, some of them you can even get for 1 symbolic euro. But you have to do all the maintenance (by law) and do it properly with specialized artisans etc. It’ll cost you millions soon enough.
Where do you get groceries?
From the ASDA in the back garden.
Best I can do is a damp cave in Glasgow, a recording of thunder sounds playing on repeat, a used paperback of “Murder on the Orient Express”, a microwaveable cup of tea, a second-hand IKEA chair, a confused pigeon that wandered in, and yesterday’s stale scones.
Make it Edinburgh instead of Glasgow and I’m in!
That honestly still sounds fantastic.
Eh, I’d take it…
Still sounds good to me. “Murder on the Orient Express” is a great book.
Does he know how hard it is to keep owls?
I will not be an owl keeper myself because its too hard for meIf you have the money for that lifestyle, you have the money for keeping a few owl keepers
The trick is to make your first owl an emotional support owl, so you can deal with it emotionally.
Oh, man…who doesn’t?
