• Bgugi@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    When you were partying

    I read the fucking manual.

    When you were having premarital sex

    I mastered reading the fucking manual.

    While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity

    I cultivated READ THE FUCKING MANUAL.

    And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?