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sex is cool but my entire body is screaming at me saying cuddles are required please help
TFW a guy buys me a drink
Sex: no
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I think you were going for ace of spades but my dumb ass just saw a butt plug.
That’s a recipe for a UTI. Please do not garlic bread.
Isn’t garlic antibacterial tho? I’m sure it’ll be fine…
Sex: yes, bottom. My life fucks me every day
Hey, this is my screenshot I posted on Reddit a few years back!
Lucky you for having the honor of your content having been reposted hundreds of times on Reddit and now here
well, find (at least) another person who needs to fulfill this requirement
Eh. Any sufficiently aroused aesthetically pleasing human will do; doesn’t need to be a person.
Sex: a horny dog
I’ll take it!
