• oftenawake@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    6 days ago

    wHaT cAn’T pReSiDeNt TuRmP dO?

    1. Form a coherent thought
    2. Poop using the toilet
    3. Say anything genuinely kind about anyone
    4. Make America great “again”
    5. Give two shits about ordinary people
    6. End the war on day one
    7. 90 deals in 90 days
    8. Anything in less than “about two weeks”
    9. Uphold the constitution
    10. Release the Epstein Files

    There are probably more! Let’s hear yours?

    • Digit@lemmy.wtf
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      2 days ago

      There are too many for my current spoons stock to start listing, but, a couple fun prominent normie-popular ones I was surprised to see not mentioned on your (superb) list…

      Drain the swamp.

      Build a wall.

      Of which, at least one of those was a laudable goal to espouse.

      • oftenawake@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        1 day ago

        I’m pretty sure he managed to build a swamp and drain a wall, so they say. Or at least demolish a wall, if you can believe that? It’s true! Got a lot of people demolishing walls, all about the weave weave weave. Take a look at this - it’s made of pure gold, isn’t that something? Who knows what it is, but it’s a thing of beauty. Came from the Congo or some shithole place, stolen by the Venezuelans, incredible. Have I shown you my ballroom? It’s where I keep Mike Johnson’s balls. Here’s a picture of it, should be finished in about a couple of weeks. Now I gotta go play some golf, big tournament coming up, yoooj! Who are you? Fake news, they’re one of the worst.

    • orbitz@lemmy.ca
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      6 days ago

      Ever once act like a half decent human being if it doesn’t benefit him.

      That alone should have ever told people that he was not a good choice for improving anything.