Sahwa@reddthat.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoBay Area homeowners are hiring a sword-wielding man to help them kick squatters out of empty properties: ‘The average squatter has no melee experience’www.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square180linkfedilinkarrow-up1561arrow-down17
arrow-up1554arrow-down1external-linkBay Area homeowners are hiring a sword-wielding man to help them kick squatters out of empty properties: ‘The average squatter has no melee experience’www.independent.co.ukSahwa@reddthat.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square180linkfedilink
minus-squareboonhet@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·1 month ago“The average squatter has no melee experience,” But what about magic? Magic beats melee in the combat triangle.
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·1 month agowhat about crack, and fentanyl buffs.
minus-squarebillbasher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoAt a distance! This would be close quarter
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoIf the squatter mage has been there long enough to count it as a chantry, then there’s wards and no paradox, so the melee assailant is cooked.
minus-squareboonhet@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-21 month agoIt actually doesn’t matter as far as the combat triangle is concerned because melee armor has debuffs for magic defense and magic armor has buffs for melee defense IIRC Also mages can freeze you and shit
minus-squareokmko@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·1 month agoHere me out, longbow is still melee range.
minus-squarebillbasher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoNo argument there. See: Legolas in any LOTR
minus-squarephutatorius@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoAnd people with melee experience are not bulletproof.
minus-squareKatana314@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoHm. This guy might have trouble against a higher-level homeless like Nanba-san.
“The average squatter has no melee experience,”
But what about magic? Magic beats melee in the combat triangle.
what about crack, and fentanyl buffs.
Fentanyl is a debuff.
At a distance! This would be close quarter
If the squatter mage has been there long enough to count it as a chantry, then there’s wards and no paradox, so the melee assailant is cooked.
It actually doesn’t matter as far as the combat triangle is concerned because melee armor has debuffs for magic defense and magic armor has buffs for melee defense IIRC
Also mages can freeze you and shit
Here me out, longbow is still melee range.
No argument there. See: Legolas in any LOTR
And people with melee experience are not bulletproof.
I cast GUN
Hm. This guy might have trouble against a higher-level homeless like Nanba-san.