[a “technical analysis” chart shows a lot of silly things: a bull flag, a falling wedge, a hairy bear channel, a bidet loop, a top bottom, a blood candle, and a testicular squeeze]
[character] Isn’t all that “Technical Analysis” stuff basically astrology?
[proud traderbro, index finger up, in his STONKS hoodie and backwards cap] Oh yeah? If TA doesn’t work, then how come most daytraders use it to successfully lose cash?
Fucking hell if I had 2 mill to lose I’d just chuck it in index funds and retire