- cross-posted to:
- programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
- cross-posted to:
- programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
(Found on Coursera)
Forgot “Microsoft Word”
Forgot “Microsoft
Wordoffice”Microsoft Office Suite, it sounds classier
Spreadsheet Architect, Powerpoint Guru, Wordsmith
I’m sorry, do you mean Microsoft Copilot 365?
gags
Eliminating orphans is an essential skill in IT.
More essential IT skills to add to your resume:
- preserving the environment
- killing zombies
- managing real-time executions
- manual flushing of pipes
- handling mixed signals
manual flushing of pipes
Seriously, pipes should default to unbuffered…
This is actually scary. They cant do anything without an internet connection.
To be fair, programming without internet is just (very) unproductive.
For you
For you
I have looked up the productivity differences in working with and without internet for the programming industry. The main finding is that majority of programmers think that the internet boosts their productivity and collaboration.
Needles to say, it seems like your argument is focused on yourself rather than the whole industry.
Tell me you’re not a programmer without telling me you’re not a programmer.
I got almost 3 decades of writing software for money. I don’t need stack chatgpt overflow. I know some standard libraries by heart.
Guess you just “know” all the new stuff coming out?
I programmed for a living before stack overflow, and it was just less effective.
Not really. If the internet goes out in our office 100% of our programmers are going home. Doesnt make them bad, the internet is to useful to work without.
Yeah I’m kinda helpless if I can’t get maven packages or check packages against the CVE database.
Exactly, it’s how technological evolution works. We found a much more effective and productive way to work and live, so why would we revert back to the “old days”.
Also doesn’t mean people taught to use the internet in its full capacity are inferior - they’re just focusing on what is important.
the documentation is literally on Internet. Python standard library, MSDN, posgresql, odbc drivers. Everything is online. are you suggesting you memorised your whole stack, and did you printed out ? Granted * some * of it can be downloaded
Generative AI degenerating skills.
ChatGPT
Cybersecurity
So you know how to fix all the security holes the AI left in your codebase, right? Right?
Did someone crop off DevOps?
So this whole list is actually
ChatGPT
How to ask ChatGPT how to:
Coding
Computer Science …