So what’s a cup of instant equivalent? Don’t tell me it’s Windows.
Windows is Monster. Will give you your caffeine fix, does what is supposed to do, but will slowly destroy your body.
Mac os. Windows wouldn’t be coffee at all
Nah, the macOS equivalent would be going to starbucks
Overpriced and mid? Yup, checks out
NixOS would be like brewing coffee with laboratory equipment and then setting it up for automation.
Aeropress gang representing.
I run debbie kde plasma x11 btwAeropress gang, but running mint.
Same. “Works pretty well out of the box but I have the option to fuck it up”
That’s the best description I’ve heard in a while. Also, the user interface hasn’t changed in a decade.
Aeropress and Fedora! Apparently I should use Chemex instead

Slackware
As simple as Arch, but more stable.
The design is almost 100 years old and doesn’t need daily filter updates.But also it burns the coffee
Tbh confused how you even managed to burn the coffe with this, as it is just evaporating water that filters through the coffee above - like did you put the coffee in the bottom part? 🤔
Only when you use it wrong.
That sounds an awful lot like the blaming the user. Maybe it really is the slackware of coffee.
It’s easy to blame the user when they don’t bother to read the manual or follow basic instructions.

Linux Mint (Moccamaster) it just chugs along and makes the best coffee possible. Fast and reliable.






