Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 23 days agoThis is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumperslemmy.worldimagemessage-square44linkfedilinkarrow-up1238arrow-down13
arrow-up1235arrow-down1imageThis is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumperslemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 23 days agomessage-square44linkfedilink
minus-squareMidsizedSedan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up45·23 days agoGo back to OLD old Olympics. Everyone naked
minus-squareassassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·edit-223 days agoThe cheating countries now begin selecting competitors with the largest genitals for greatest lift effect.
minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·edit-223 days agoThat is just how the olympics and pro sports works. 95% training 5% finding the mutants. The 5% is basically the only way to break records these days when people aren’t trying to engineer victory. This is why we should have events targetted at everyday tasks: “endurance sitting” “quickest 1000 stair steps carrying a heavy box” etc
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·23 days agoWould make the Winter Olympics quite challenging!
minus-squareMidsizedSedan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·17 days agoNo one said the olympics is easy. Is it 3 weeks no food, 3 days no water, 3 hours no shelter (from the elements)? So make sure every game is less than 1hr30min at the high end.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·22 days agoEspecially the judges and spectators
minus-square4am@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up4·23 days agoThey’ll have to make a new rule banning the batwing
Go back to OLD old Olympics. Everyone naked
The cheating countries now begin selecting competitors with the largest genitals for greatest lift effect.
That is just how the olympics and pro sports works.
95% training 5% finding the mutants. The 5% is basically the only way to break records these days when people aren’t trying to engineer victory.
This is why we should have events targetted at everyday tasks: “endurance sitting” “quickest 1000 stair steps carrying a heavy box” etc
Would make the Winter Olympics quite challenging!
No one said the olympics is easy. Is it 3 weeks no food, 3 days no water, 3 hours no shelter (from the elements)?
So make sure every game is less than 1hr30min at the high end.
Especially the judges and spectators
They’ll have to make a new rule banning the batwing
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