Jesus@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 days agoCaptain's Loglemmy.worldimagemessage-square20linkfedilinkarrow-up1381arrow-down13
arrow-up1378arrow-down1imageCaptain's Loglemmy.worldJesus@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 days agomessage-square20linkfedilink
minus-squarehungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up14·edit-212 days agoCaptain’s log, stardate 4200.69 51 new kinds of microbes have been discovered living in my seat because every time I flush it, the pleather or whatever the hell that cover is, is filled with piss and shit particles.
Captain’s log, stardate 4200.69
51 new kinds of microbes have been discovered living in my seat because every time I flush it, the pleather or whatever the hell that cover is, is filled with piss and shit particles.
Don’t flush.