Adopt. There are kids who need good homes and you are in a position to provide one.

In THIS part of the country

Uplifting, yes.

News? No.

What is with all the backgrounds behind tweets lately?

I have a recurring stress dream about needing to type a message urgently on my phone and the touch screen keyboard not registering any of the right letters.

I miss physical keyboards.

List of alternatives to Github

The crossroads moment for America was 2000.

The supreme court looked at ballots cast for Gore and his green agenda and said “nah they didn’t mean it, let’s put Bush in” and the rest is history.

You still shouldn’t apply for jobs that don’t give the salary up front.

Given that we still have stupid pointy shoes that fuck up our feet because they made horse riding with stirrups easier forever ago, I fully believe this is a valid possibility.