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I don’t really like seeing anyone’s nipples in public. But then, I also understand the difference between my personal preferences and need for legislation.
Yes, well, it’s very important to keep all the horses at the waterpark calm.
Hey, last time I was at a water park a woman’s top popped off at the bottom of a slide and half of us died getting trampled by the nearby horses.
I hate it when I get trampled by horses and die.
Then my neighbor, Joey, with his saucer-sized nips should also be illegal.
Agreed.
Is this why I’m afraid of my gf?
Are you a horse?
I heard of a pastor in my town once say that “Satan lands a 747 of sin on exposed skin”. Conceptually I think I just kind of like the way his brain worked, misogyny aside. Also according to him this means Boeing built at least one custom plane for Hell and that kind of makes sense.
Ive known girls shaving their pubic hair into a landing strip, and on further reflection it makes total sense why satan, and i, were so interested in them.
Given that we still have stupid pointy shoes that fuck up our feet because they made horse riding with stirrups easier forever ago, I fully believe this is a valid possibility.
Pointy shoes continue to make horse riding easier. Source: me with sore ribs because my rubber boot got hung up the other day.
who was riding you
Almost the horse
horses sure do have funny names don’t they
Almost the horse is clearly a mule name.
This reads like a KenM comment
Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in awhile…
His grandson moved to LA
Stupid scary areolas.
~also the name of my garage band~
Scareolas
