When out eating and drinking, my preference is to go and order food and drink at the counter/bar, rather than install some app or give a website all my personal information before I can order.

Day drinking

From what you’ve described it seems their main concern was you not getting pregnant.
As to whether it was the best strategy, depends on their beliefs and what other options you and your boyfriend had.

Well we are up to 7 blade razors!

‘That’s the third best t-shift I’ve ever seen! I MUST have it!’, or what how could you picture if being said wrong?

What was the fourth?

You can get a lifetime subscription now, next year ‘we have reviewed customer choices and will be discontinuing the lifetime subscription’, so they can continue to milk their customers