I once had a long-time friend (through her shirt/sleeve holes) take her bra off and throw it at me and then sit on my lap at a party once.
It was another 3 years before I found out she had a huge crush on me and was hoping I would do literally anything other than sit there awkwardly












Or as my 2008-era dvd subtitles say, “speaks Chinese”
It made me do a double-take the first time, because it was quite clear what he said.