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And in my defense this is a shitpost community.

You don’t have to leave if you don’t go in the first place you fucking keener.

I think I just found my girlfriend’s account.

I swear that’s ten inches babe.

Honestly this is a good reason why the left is and will always be mostly ineffectual as a political movement.

When you’re not fighting yourselves over who’s the most ideologically pure you’re spouting shit like this.

This isn’t a joke it’s testing the waters.

I like motor boating.

Functionally-identical microrubber pollution doesn’t quite have the ring that microplastics does.

What do you plug your computer into a current bush and a lan tree?

According to the left anything the democrats will do is a mistake.

I like how the left sidesteps that whole issue by not running anyone.

5mm what’s that like ten inches?

You must live in a city, elitist.

Fifth grade?

I can’t afford me no college education you liberal!

Shouldn’t those be micro rubbers and I’m not talking about my condoms.

Ah man I was hoping for some crunchy vampire titties.

Tires are made of rubber though.

What about college girls with chest hair?

Yeah it’s going to be Newsom vs Vance and the left will scream that it should have been Bernie and that they’ll be voting for Jill Stein.

That’s the point when you should double check the status of your insurance with your broker.

Have you ever read State of Fear?

I don’t really recommend it.

Is that when the T-rex brings Dr. Ellie Sattler to a quivering orgasm?