Surviving my children.

He was great in High Fidelity but unfortunately he’s played the same character in every movie since!

I worked with a guy that proudly proclaimed that he voted for the right because they looked after the rich.

He was not rich, but he purchased lottery tickets weekly and stated he’d rather get screwed while poor than pay more tax if he, some day, became rich.

And that was the day I realised that we’re fucked.