I know what you’re thinking. No, do not put it in that hole!!!

I’m gonna go on a limb and say that if that dude gets into heaven, they’ve got some super low standards. I mean, 2am drunkard with full-on coke bottle glasses low.

The days when rotten.com would provide the worst things and we laughed.

They got you taking care of the cockroach problem in the basement?

That sounds right. No wonder I’ve been repeatedly shitting myself everywhere I go…

Even now, that looks like a pretty badass system.

But you see, that’s just it. He pretends to be a tough guy, to not care, but if you pay close attention he does. He’s weak and sensitive. Look at his mugshot, he was crying. Look at how he reacts when he’s challenged… Over the top blustering to cover. What Newsom is doing will get deep under his skin because he cannot help being a moron and putting up a tough guy act.

I think his use of the orange moron’s tweeting style is perfect. Trump will see just what his own people say to that kind of talk and know how much of an idiot he is, even if he pretends not to care. His own party will have to walk a careful line because it’s so similar to what the orange moron actually says.

Thanks!

Pay walled

Maybe she should hide in a pet store. I doubt they’d look for her there.

Very productive!

Does that chair have a hole in the center?

What about smoking? I stopped after 20 years and it’s been a decade, but can I light up if/when I cross through those pearly gates?

I didn’t think they’re willing to accept this isn’t another “us vs them” situation. They’re unable to frame it any other way, even if it’s an issue we’re in agreement on.

Don’t worry, only half of your emails will get transcribed into anti-semitic hate mail. They know what they’re doing.