Donate your body to a group of necrophiliacs and the answer is yes.
I don’t know how to feel about this technically correct answer.
Will you be using it?
Depends on how freaky your coroner is.
"Lot’s of things happen after you die - they just don’t involve you.”
hopefully
I’ve heard in hindu mythology, virtuous men can spend time in heaven with apsaras (beautiful heavenly women). not sure if that means sex. also no idea what is there for gay men or straight women. probably they go to hell.
Sex is uniative and procreative.
Paradise is already both those things. There would be no need for more.
Depends on, most christian scolars say sex is a “material thing” that you won’t need in heaven.
Is there horniness in Heaven? Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe you’re more at peace and that includes not having some basic bodily needs/itches. Are there videogames in Heaven?! 😭
Some times you just have to crack open a cold one
Not sure if there will be for me, but I know for a fact that there has been some for others.
Still trying to figure out sex before death.
What about smoking? I stopped after 20 years and it’s been a decade, but can I light up if/when I cross through those pearly gates?
St. Peter: “Smoking or non-smoking?”
You: “Uh… Smoking!”
is sent to Hell
The real question is was that sign placed on the fence of a graveyard.
No, you and those 72 virgins just have to hang out and take turns playing Mario Kart
Which god i have to praise daily to be able to hangout and just gaming with 72 other people? That sounds like a goal.
With a monthly donation, I can help you achieve your spirtial goals.
You need to die holding the good controller otherwise you’re forced to spend eternity playing with the mad catz.
According to an episode of the original CSI, apparently a dead guy can still bust a nut if someone jams an electrode up his ass and electrocutes him. Does that count?
I have no idea if that’s actually true, but seems plausible. I sure ain’t trying to find out though.
🤷
The Pastafarian heaven and hell have booth strippers
But in hell they have sexually transmittable diseasesOf course it is. It even has a special name: necrophilia!
Be the change you want to see in the world.
