How graphic are those shirts, killer? Give us something juicy to work with & I’ll bet someone will come through.

The entire current administration is full of self-promoting bullshit artists, so wouldn’t that be redundant?

Challenge accepted. My English is flawless

Punctuation Nazi bait.

Well, I mean… That’s a basic requirement to be a Republican, isn’t it?

Then what is his father still doing on the bench? Oh, I know - ensuring he still gets paid for fucking over America.

Mmmm… tuna pockets.

Yeah, I’m aware (for similar reasons). The description I read in one article at the time sure made it sound very similar, though. Any idea what they’re doing if not that?

Unless you fall forward over your desk. Worry not, though - there’s always the possibility of going with an “out of body experience.”

Isn’t that the method used in all those state death penalty executions that kept making the news several years back for not going as smoothly as they claimed it would? You know, the method they switched to when the only manufacturer of the one of the drugs needed for the normal method started refusing to sell it to the USA?

Funny how there’s been no news about them of late, considering the current political environment… 🙄

Not until they’ve squeezed every last cent out of you they can with the least investment in maintaining your health possible. Much like any other common, readily-replaceable piece of equipment at your workplace.

Checks inside underwear

“Well, that finally explains this.”

“That’s no space station… It’s a… moon?!?”

Cunning linguist.

Don’t get it. What good is an Airbnb-trashing robot?

🤪

Just don’t pee on the way up, or going back around is gonna be even messier than it ought to.

Sorry to hear you’re still using either of those sites.

It takes a desire to start away from Reddit - it’s very easy to sign up again under another name. If you have Gmail (yes, I know - privacy - but it’s fine for throwaway crap), all you have to do is add a plus sign & any gibberish you want to your email address.

username@gmail.com …becomes… username+redditaccount0001@gmail.com

The stuff from the plus sign to the @ gets ignored by Gmail servers so it all gets sent to the first address still. Handy feature for a few oddball purposes since you can filter based upon it, although it’s hit or miss whether any given site will accept such an address with a plus sign - last I knew, Reddit still did.

Maybe it’s just because I’m a crude, clueless older male, but I’m envisioning a candle that can be burnt from either end — much like a double-ended… uhm… adult toy.

“WAITER! I’ll have ten of whatever they’re having!”

Dream: “You will get rich not by just sleeping, but by sleeping around!. Welcome to the porno industry!”