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Tweet by @9inofmalenia: (in all caps) went to the store with my mom and said I want the lesbian candle and she looked at me and went you have enough lesbian stuff already how about getting a girlfriend for once thats pretty lesbian to me
how about getting a girlfriend for once thats pretty lesbian to me
Deadass murdered her own kid. Stone cold.
While supporting her sexuality no less.
And in the middle of the store too! Absolutely savage behaviour.
That wound will never fully heal, she will carry it for the rest of her life
Lesbian… candle?
i’m assuming something kinda like this
Mango Peach Salsa pride
Mexican salsa yes! 🪇
RIP Harambe
Consumerism disguised as supporting your community
Maybe it’s just because I’m a crude, clueless older male, but I’m envisioning a candle that can be burnt from either end — much like a double-ended… uhm… adult toy.
The candle is my life.
“I need the candle to make things official, mom. I’ve slept with 47 women, but none of them knew I was a lesbian without the candle!”
gotta stop saying no homo
Owned
flexible mason’s rule made of lead
Deep (toxic) cut, kudos.
hehe. if you thought lead was toxic, in a textbook we have from the 1970s about hand drafting and sketching, on the very same page lesbian rules are mentioned it notes the following:
Pencil lines or dirt can be removed from tracing cloth by rubbing lightly with a cloth moistened with carbon tetrachloride (Carbona) or benzine [sic] (Energine). Use either with care in a well-ventilated area.
we also have a couple masonry textbooks, and lesbian rules in masonry applications look to be very antiquated, at least from a quick peek at them, sadly.
then again we did yuri with another girl irl on a brick construction site recently! perhaps the true lesbian rules were the girls and fembys we kissed along the way
Lesbians aren’t super flexible. None of the ones I’ve hit on were willing to sleep with a man.
fair cop
