I like your funny words magic man

Leonardo to blow his mind and maybe make a time paradox

Tesla to explain to him that he really needs to take some financial advice because it’s not about him, it’s about people using his techniques.

Edison to punch in the face repeatedly for an hour

Cool so if I steal your car I can just say that cars don’t belong to anyone, got it

Oh man I wish I lived in that world where politicians would give a shit and this would work fast enough it didn’t screw people over. We don’t, but it would be nice.

Ok dipshit, maybe you didn’t pick up on the context because you were already frothing at the mouth and typing with your rage induced boner, because you clearly missed the part where I said that tipping is bullshit and that I think we should get rid of it. Maybe because your reading comprehension is worse than a second grader, or maybe because you’re so hyped up to start shit online you needed it spelled out for you. Maybe it’s your sexual frustration coming forward, I can only guess if you were worth guessing about. You don’t give a shit about other people so I don’t think you deserve the same.

Because if you gave a shit about people maybe the last three neurons you have left that haven’t been destroyed by your apparent chronically online induced rabies would’ve had a get together, and realized that while we should get rid of tipping, since that legislation doesn’t FUCKING EXIST right now, maybe you should kinda tip the people who rely on it, since NOT tipping them doesn’t do shit for passing that legislation and they literally rely on that tip to, you know, live.

Oh and since you’ve got baby brain levels of understanding, I’m not talking about tipping random businesses that’s don’t need it like your landlord, I’m talking about wait staff. Food servers. Delivery drivers. The ones getting fucked over.

The ones you’re pretending to champion.

I hope someone spits in your latte.

Oh sick that’s cool

Saying that the service staff have a feeling of entitlement gives off the biggest dickhead energy I’ve seen in my life.

“Oh those uppity servers with their cushy food service jobs think they deserve a tip, they only made it through a plague because they were deemed essential they didn’t do much”

It’s not the service people that’s the problem, it’s a combination of the people not paying a living wage for these jobs and a bunch of other industries getting in on tipping culture to pad their wallets.

Unless the person owns the business that server or cashier doesn’t even have a day in whether the POS has a tipping screen or not.

I thought it was foreshadowed in retrospect, like, you’re not supposed to figure it out in advance but when you look back you see all the clues and pieces and that it was there the whole time

What are those bois in the back?

Fuck those future living pricks, having it better than me. What’s the future ever done for me anyway?!

Ok but we get bored with it because it’s our every day. A medieval peasant would have had their minds blown at driving in a car (seriously a folk version of heaven had baskets under cows so they didn’t have to shovel it, that’s where their standards were.) A 70s sci fi author would’ve been ecstatic to see how computing changed. A neolithic person would’ve seen modern homes as an impossible amount of luxury and safety.

I get where the common of coming from but sometimes it’s nice to take a step back and see how wild your own life is.

I’m usually dreaming about something more interesting than a phone. I don’t think I’ve ever had a phone in my dreams

The ratio says otherwise

There’s so many flavors of feminism, and some self described feminists have been pretty wack, I’m just gonna be an egalitarian.

This is the most gen x post ever

Even if it’s a rescue? Maybe breeding pugs (without trying to reverse the damage done to them) is pretty shitty, but I could see rescuing one is fine. I mean, what’s the other option, killing them all?

My brother in Christ you’re the one paying for those repairs and more yourself, it’s not like the landlord does it personally. Some might to save a buck, but you’re still paying the bill.

Oh and all those repairs are tax deductible so they will pay less than you will on taxes usually.

Oh and if they would have to pay taxes, you’re paying the taxes for them.