Bappity

WHY IS IT ALWAYS PROJECTION

deserved

don’t worry guys, I’m sure something will be done about it and the government won’t turn a blind eye

I volunteer as tribute! it’d be better than living in this shithole of a world and I get to die knowing I helped save someone

i dont know how but it just FEELS like AI generated

I hope it dies

you can’t escape what you helped create

I did this until my coworker got annoyed enough that they told me to start using history | grep lmaoo

that’s a funny looking turkey

no custom roms??? they should rebrand to unfairphone

$ cd ..
$ ls
$ cd ..
$ ls

“hmm yes… everything seems to be in order”

my ass searching up any ffmpeg command every time I wanna run them instead of memorizing it or putting it in a text file to reuse

I thought that was a gas mask for a second and this came to mind

yeah sure, happy teams start with jira but they end up as angry and sad teams

I think I’ll use my credit card.
do you have anything non-dairy? anything gluten free?

UM ACKSHULLY SQL ISN’T CASE SENSITIVE ☝️🤓