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There’s no room for growth! What are we going to do about it? IDK, so random shit that won’t get adopted to placate the VCs? Give that man a raise! (TGIF gift cards only. We are going to be hemorrhaging cash soon).

Hopefully, it’s indexed by Google too.

I don’t know. If I was a bear and I just discovered toilet paper was a thing. I think I’d be pretty stoked about it.

I never knew strokes were so similar to signs of intellectual disability.

I guess Donald Trump and Bill Clinton were just identifying as cool 15 year olds that fuck along with their best friend Jeffy.

Whatever the headline, the actual headline is: " Trump clearly fucked a child and is now covering it up in such an obvious way"

Undo? Filthy casual. Lol.

No, way. I’m not taking that girly diaper bag. My friends will call me a fag. I don’t want to look ridiculous.

*child rapist. C’mon let’s give these pedos full credit.

I like the 1998 version.

Whatever the headline is, remember, Trump likely fucked children and covering it up.

Give them a call and ask them why they support child abuse.

Ah, that’s the machine all those ladies get stuck in.

Is that an early pic of one of the island boys?

Nah, just a fan

And she’s ugly on the outside. Anyways, where’s the Epstein tapes you orange child fucker.

So, genocide?

Totally relatable. Swift recovery Matt. I’m also glad you found your best look at my enormous penis trousers for the news photoshoot.

Not surprising. Anyways, release the Epstein files you old demented child fucker.

What a dumb bitch. Where’s the Epstein files?

No, you are very wrong. Tim Curry could be anything wanted to be, and I believe a transvestite scientist is definitely within the realm of possibilities.