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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

Finally a washing machine that understands me

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Finally a washing machine that understands me

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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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    Ah, that’s the machine all those ladies get stuck in.

    • Fuck u/spez@sh.itjust.works
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      Wait, ladies and what?

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        You’ve not had your stepmum, stepsister, stepteacher, or stepneighbour get their head stuck in a washing machine -whilst mostly naked, or wearing tight suggestive clothing- and have needed you to get behind them to help them out?

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          Oh no, it’s hard.

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    We should shorten washing machine to washine.

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      I always called laundromats washaterias until I moved out of the South and my girlfriend thought I was using 1920’s era time traveler slang.

      • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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        my girlfriend thought I was using 1920’s era time traveler slag

        Is she from 1920s? And is she a slag?

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          Lol, I was trying to say a slang word from 1920, but I didn’t quite get there.

  • peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world
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    Put your dirty load in me, I know you want to!

  • jbrains@sh.itjust.works
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    Äntligen! Ett tvättmaskin som förstår mig!

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    the washing machine, wondering what it did to deserve this

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    “Have you or one of your loved ones been subject to defamation by a washing machine, refrigerator or another household appliance causing severe emotional damage and trauma? You could be eligible for compensation! Call 505-842-5662 today and make your washing machine your cash machine!”

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Saul out there representing every foreigner who’s ever washed clothes or watched an old movie in Denmark 😄

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    Max SPIN FART until SLUT: 1200 rpm

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    how the fuck did you get stuck in the drier again step sibling?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    This is the cycle that requires inserting a step-sibling to continue.

  • WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world
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    He calls her Whirlpool, because everyone gets a turn in the spin cycle.

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      Except for you, then she’s never had Dryer Sheets.

    • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
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      It looks like a Candy HE model actually

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    Finally, a solution!

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    Okay but how?

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      It knows what clothes you have around, duh.

      Just kidding, it’s Swedish for “End”.

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        See also: Danish. Possibly Norwegian too

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          Yeah, there are multiple languages where “SLUT” is the best way to say “End” in 4 characters.

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            One of them being English, depending on the specific activity.

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          Moot, these are just sub-variants of the Swedish language.

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            Wrong way around. Swedish and Norwegian are failed attempts at Danish. Which is proof that Norwegians are more linguistically skilled, seeing as they’re closer to succeeding.

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        Fuck. I forgot about that.

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      Lots of cum in the clothes.

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    That’s a Candy. Italians be like that. :)

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