Good. Being a landlord is not a real job.

Fat Pratt was the superior Pratt

This quote is the most out of touch boomer shit

This is one of the most punchable faces I’ve seen in a long time.

Ohhh I didn’t know this existed on Lemmy! One of my fave subreddits

Oh honey, are you in the middle of a coke bender?

This makes sense

Ok now do Canada

I always wait a minute or two until the doordasher leaves the bag and goes back down the elevator. Then reach my Gollum arm out and grab the bag of food that’s technically 3 servings but really all for my high ass.