“Dinos”?

He’s absolutely the type of guy to use “1234” or “1111” as his passcode

foetuses

I’ll never not pronounce this foe-tusses

Famously the first time Putin ever did something bad, yes

Alt text: a photo of President Obama and Vladimir Putin shaking hands and smiling congenially.

Not sure how to do alt text properly but this post is an image of several major tech CEOs at Trump’s inauguration.

Oblivion is so underrated. I feel like I never see people talking about it but it’s a legitimately solid sci-fi movie with an amazing score.

Hasan’s reflexive response — please, no more reality hosts — came with one notable exception: “Unless Jon, you’re thinking of throwing your hat in the ring… we can talk about that.”

Stewart laughed. He didn’t deny it. He didn’t wave it off. He just leaned back, smiled, and chuckled — the kind of non-answer that fuels speculation.

You’re saying this is Jon Stewart explicitly implying that he’s considering a run?

Dong Corleone

No way you called someone fragile after looking up the name of the user who pushed the meany button on your comment

For the record, you sound exactly like the type of person a furry wouldn’t ever want to befriend so worry not, bud

Can’t park there mate

Sigh unmorbs pants

Waking up in the morning like

Otherwise you’re just kidnapping people you don’t like

Now you’re gettin it

Absolutely hilarious lack of self-awareness