

We’re just one step closer to The Matrix…
I am not a robot. I promise.
We’re just one step closer to The Matrix…
Instructions unclear, releasing beans right now…
None. I don’t have a wife. But yes I’ve eaten raw onions before (just small wild onions though, I’m not a savage, I promise)
The Bean app is about as old as that post, and it takes longer to make an app than it does a meme/post, so I do believe the Bean app came first…
Seatbelts are highly recommended, for obvious safety reasons that practically everyone understands and agrees with.
Unfortunately, in the condition my mom’s car is now in, the seatbelts no longer function and aren’t even usable anymore. If it counts for anything though, she barely even drives it maybe once or twice a month right around the corner to occasionally get a few groceries and her medicine and local stuff.
She almost never puts it on the highway anymore, unless absolutely necessary. She gets most of her groceries and products delivered anymore.
Usually I’d say there’s absolutely no excuse to not wear seatbelts, but in her case it’s a malfunction of a worn out piss poor design, she only drives it when necessary.
Bean is a Lemmy app for iPhone and iPad, in case you didn’t get the origin of the whole bean thing.
Yep. I didn’t even know this for over a decade on my mom’s 94 Nissan Sentra. Apparently the lap belts had retracted underneath the rear floor mats. Mom didn’t know either.
I had always assumed the buckles for those were meant for some odd central child safety seat add-on, but nope, they were for the totally hidden lap belts. 🤦♂️
I didn’t find out until a previous related online thread only last year, which sent me on the hunt for the hidden lap belts, which I could have previously swore didn’t even exist.
Who said I pretend? I’m effectively broke, between side jobs anyways. But hey, at least I earned a little extra cash doing some bicycle maintenance and other random help for a neighbor today.
Check my other top level comment. I seriously might try to get and share a photo of just how bad these things are tomorrow. They’re only reinforced with a plastic track…
If you saw the ones on my mom’s 94 Nissan Sentra, you’d see they’re totally busted now, and the rails are only made of plastic, which long ago dryrotted and now the guide cables are just randomly hanging out and neither side works anymore.
Hell, even when they were brand spanking new, do you really trust your life to seatbelts only held in place by fucking plastic tracks?
Plus you still gotta manually latch the lower lap belt, which most people totally forget even exist when the shoulder belt is automatic.
That’s like the most dangerous form of seatbelt to have ever been made. Thankfully that shit rightfully died out, the OG 3 point seatbelt invented by Volvo is by far the best.
If you want photos of my mom’s damaged seatbelts to better understand, just message me back and I’ll see about getting and sharing a photo tomorrow or soon. It’s fucked.
Thank goodness it doesn’t contain genuine feces, only vegan feces.
Right? Right? 🤔
Coming from a PC game controller modder, I don’t understand the question. Is there no software mapping of the controls?
Naps are my favorite because I can watch 3 random movies that don’t even exist in an hour, then wake up and wonder where my shoes are…
Dangit, I’m supposed to be napping right now…
According to an episode of the original CSI, apparently a dead guy can still bust a nut if someone jams an electrode up his ass and electrocutes him. Does that count?
I have no idea if that’s actually true, but seems plausible. I sure ain’t trying to find out though.
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Everyone say it with me now…
FUCK SPEZ!
Cheat codes for Sonic 2 on Sega
Edit: The codes are entered in the sound test screen, then you gotta restart the system via the controller by pressing Start, then hold the A button. It’s timed though, you gotta hit all the sound test samples in pretty quick for the cheats to work.
Me as the pit dude, like your oil drain plug is missing, you have no oil, how the fuck did you make it here?
Overload.
Like shit, my favorite game ever is Descent and Descent II.
Descent 3 is nice as well, but not exactly the best in the series.
Overload is the spiritual successor to Descent, and I have a copy actually, but as amazing as the graphics are, it only plays around 3 frames per second on my current laptop ☹️