A manager telling upper management to huff their whole anus is a sign of organizational failure?
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Instant cooked on impact.
Telling everyone to shut the fuck up is one thing. I think having so remedial a set of communication skills that you, having a position as dispensible as “intern”, tell a person you don’t know to suck your dick and balls in public is quite another. You can say huff my whole anus when you’re a manager, and they need you around.
Nothing against you, OP. I just don’t enjoy these comics. They’re telling me things I already knew and they’re not particularly funny while doing it.
If being relatable was the only thing you need to tell a joke, then “how about that airplane food?” wouldn’t have become the stand-in joke for a “bad comedian”.
qarbone@lemmy.worldto Games@lemmy.world•Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines 2 is finally launching on October 21, and yes you'll technically be able to play as a Malkavian vampireEnglish1·4 days agoLuckily I never claimed that I did. And those “one-dude-did-it-all-in-a-week” games are getting eclipsed by things people churn out in a 48 game jam, what’s you’re point?
I can tell you’re just an ornery arse, so I’m gonna dip.
qarbone@lemmy.worldto Games@lemmy.world•Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines 2 is finally launching on October 21, and yes you'll technically be able to play as a Malkavian vampireEnglish1·4 days agoPlus, making games is so much easier that the industry is cranking out more games than ever. Even if the proportion of stinkers stays constant, someone with bad statistics knowledge and an obsession with the negative would notice an increased number of bad games.
Ok, but that’s still weird in my mind. That’s not raw, that’s preserved.
I hope you continue to find new reasons.
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John was strongly opinionated and enjoyed being a bit of a smug ass as his online persona, but he was mainly about making games more accessible by advocating for more, and more inclusive, settings for all the games he played.
qarbone@lemmy.worldto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Google's Gemini AI tells a Redditor it's 'cautiously optimistic' about fixing a coding bug, fails repeatedly, calls itself an embarrassment to 'all possible and impossible universes'English1·8 days agoThis should be taken as evidence they’ve been training off the entire internet.
qarbone@lemmy.worldto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Please spare me from having to get in touch with that shit I wrote back thenEnglish1·8 days agoFourth panel should just be him dead. I’d have already pulled my hand out
Yeah, a lot of these comics feel more like PSAs for teens than comics. There’s no wordplay, visual humor, nothing.
Just one character setting up an ideological teeball for another character to crack a debate homerun off of.
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But also…
So the wife knew he was being scammed…just not that he was cheating on her? That feels bad. And why did anyone allow a “diminished” man to travel alone
on a booty callto meet up with a “friend” he’d made online?
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qarbone@lemmy.worldto Progressive Politics@lemmy.world•Right wing FB post. They're so close to realizing the real problem (IT'S BILLIONAIRES) but nope must be trans people and minorities!English5·10 days agoHey! I’m in this graphic. Namely 30 yo and nowhere close to married or a homeowner.
Really?
Maybe it’s linguistic continuity to show they are the same person from before the visor was removed. Or…
Maybe women can just say “bro”.
Edit: I’m not calling you a sexist or anything, but it’s a weird deduction to make based on very subjective/anecdotal “evidence”. I’ve interacted with a lot of women online they use “bro” pretty freely.
No, no, you’re cooking. I can see that interpretation.
Yeah, I know. It’s just this one broke the camel’s back, so to speak, and I felt compelled to comment.