I’m fucking up in the present.

TIL: I’d rather not crush it at the gym

At least your dick didn’t get stuck in the toaster.

Why do we think it was only the one though?

Oh no, pedo bear is back.

I refuse to believe this is real for mental health reasons.

Lemme get this right. I have silly and silly which gave me silly. I did a silly and now I’m silly.

You never know until you try.

They’re on the properties of the rich people.

Fuck. I forgot about that.

Okay but how?

*their

Twice.

That’s a Pokémon.

Worth it.

How did they even know that was my fetish?!

America never respected the ICJ.

Their official stance is that any politician being held accountable is an act of war.

I can hold onto many feelings and ideas at once.

My orange baby boy is an old man.

I wanna know what happens if the bear shoots the ghost.

That or this conductor said, “Nah.”