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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Best anti theft ever

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Best anti theft ever

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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    My culture is not your costume!

  • FarraigePlaisteaċ@lemmy.world
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    A good way of going for a walk while staving off the love bombers.

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      Dude fuckin real. People tell me “you should get a haircut and trim your beard you would look so much better”

      Fuck off when I do people won’t stop hitting on me.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        Y’all are getting hit on? 😦

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          You’re NOT?!

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    My dad already has one of those, but it’s full of beer… or what used to be beer.

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      Am I… am I your dad?

  • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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    I’ll buy six just so I can do the Zoidberg wiggle.

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      Get out of here you gelatinous lobster!

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    Also good to steal shit with.

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      https://youtu.be/jrwjiO1MCVs?t=7s

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        Honestly, first thing I thought of. I loved watching that video as a kid.

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    Bet this looks hilarious worn over your ass.

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      Manufacturer needs to make a plumber’s crack version.

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        Fanny pack (US): butt crack

        Fanny pack (UK): FUPA

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    I wasn’t aware regular fanny packs were prone to theft

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    order where?

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      Just search the web. Took me 10 sec.

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