Omelet at hotel is better than at home

    • socsa@piefed.social
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      7 days ago

      They had an armed hostage situation at the Orange County Marriott the last time I was there. I was like “is it safe to go up to my room?” And the cops were like “yeah the dude’s a pussy he’s not going to do shit.”

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      7 days ago

      You know those old crummy motels out in the desert where the population is like 30% prostitutes and only like 10% of the clientele aren’t there for the prostitutes. Yeah those are the ones with the 3d printed guns.