Michelangelo: “If I have to be involved in the church I’m gonna make it the most gloriously gay thing known to humankind”

Michelangelo to the pope: “It’s about the raw and obscene form of human nature, and how we are but beasts without the guidance and protection of The Lord™”

God told Michelangelo about Harambe.

"yeah, I’ll paint your fancy dome.

Gonna be a bunch of dudes with they dicks out tho"