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LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago

What would yours be?

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What would yours be?

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LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days ago
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              If you live in California for more than a few weeks you quickly learn that “dude” has as much meaning and gender as 6-7.

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