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Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Curated Tumblr@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 days ago

getting in the car

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getting in the car

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Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Curated Tumblr@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 6 days ago
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  • Samdell@lemmy.eco.br
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    slaps roof of car

    ow ow ouch ow ouchie owiieee

    • PunnyName@lemmy.world
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      I need you to know, that car salesman meme is my personal favorite. Thank you.

    • SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world
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      same thing for the dashboard, steering wheel, seat belt. everything

  • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Adam Levine deserves to have his scrote melded with plasmatic vinyl seating. 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • Clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works
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      Jokes on you, he’s into that shit.

    • Sundray@lemmus.org
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      🎶 This seat has taken its toll on me
      I burnt my nuts, too many times before 🎶

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    I once overheard a guy explaining he had to Lick his hands because the steering wheel was so hot.

    I could have lived without that image.

    • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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      Did you ask about the pedals?

      • Valmond@lemmy.world
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        Lick the feet …

    • Fushuan [he/him]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      And he could not have removed his shirt and use it as a buffer right? The lick was completely necessary.

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        Slipping included :-D

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