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minus-squareLOGIC💣@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up61arrow-down1·2 months agoSeems to be a false dilemma. They ignore the idea that you can eat your friends.
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·2 months ago“I want to cook with you” “No, I meant as an ingredient. Sorry, English isn’t my first language”
minus-squareRooty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-22 months agoThey say my hunger’s a problem They tell me to curb my apetite
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months ago“you look ravishing” “why thank you” “no i want to cook you and eat you. baste yourself with this for the next 30 minutes while i get the oven right”
minus-squareFackCurs@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months ago“Why does your shampoo feel so greasy and… salty? Is that fresh rosemary, oregano, thyme?” “Yeah it’s my chef’s conditioner, just leave it on it’ll do you real good”
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoOh there’s fresh rosemary on everyone here we all got bushes of it.
minus-squaredjango@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 months agoThis might make your friends feel uncomfortable.
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoSome of my friends enjoy it
minus-squarekossa@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-22 months agoMay I introduce you to Rotenburg Cannibal?
minus-squaredeltapi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoI think I should not have explored that rabbit hole. JFC there’s some twisted people out there.
Seems to be a false dilemma. They ignore the idea that you can eat your friends.
“I want to cook with you”
“No, I meant as an ingredient. Sorry, English isn’t my first language”
They say my hunger’s a problem
They tell me to curb my apetite
“you look ravishing”
“why thank you”
“no i want to cook you and eat you. baste yourself with this for the next 30 minutes while i get the oven right”
“Why does your shampoo feel so greasy and… salty? Is that fresh rosemary, oregano, thyme?”
“Yeah it’s my chef’s conditioner, just leave it on it’ll do you real good”
Oh there’s fresh rosemary on everyone here we all got bushes of it.
This might make your friends feel uncomfortable.
Not for long.
Some of my friends enjoy it
May I introduce you to Rotenburg Cannibal?
I think I should not have explored that rabbit hole. JFC there’s some twisted people out there.