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nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

Your grandma's mine

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Your grandma's mine

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nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Leave the poor woman alone she had nothing to do with that cheating asshole. Steal his PS5 or whatever but not this.

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      I agree she should go for the PS5, but also, grandma’s dad dead and doubt she cares.

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        I agree she should go for the PS5, but also, grandma’s dad and doubt she cares.

        I agree that great grandpa probably doesn’t care either.

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    If you rub it, does she come out and grant you wishes? 'Cause that’s the only way this makes sense. Otherwise, with logic like this, I can’t blame him.

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      If you rub my grandma she squirts.

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        I’m afraid to ask how you know she’s still able to get… moist enough to do that at her age.

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          Uh coochies don’t always dry up with age, and if they do there are a variety of treatments to allow you to remain sexually active.

          Also, squirt is mostly urine.

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            I’m aware. It was a joke implying they had… personal knowledge/experience.

            What can I say? I’ve got a sick mind.

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    I feel like grandma would understand.

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    His only mistake was not dumping your crazy ass before looking elsewhere.

    (I know we’re not supposed to take shit posts seriously, but damn)

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    This meme is almost as much filler as her lips.

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      With those lips I’ll bet she sucks a mean…

      Y’know what, never mind. If she did, he wouldn’t be cheating on her.

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        it’s 2008 we’re better than this

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    And injected her ashes into my lips

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    Then what?

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