Isn’t it an Amazon film, not Netflix?
Netflix is streaming it.
They’re really not. It’s just now being released in a theater. Not only that but it was paid for by Jeff bezos and Amazon. So why in the world would you think that they’re streaming it on Netflix? When in all reality it’s going to be streamed on prime video and not watched by a single person except for bots trying to raise the view count.
That commenter just says things assuming people won’t check. Note the name and you’ll start seeing inane takes regularly.
really?
No.
Well said.
Now that’s a shirt that goes hard!
I dunno how you get a whole movie out of her story. What is there to tell?
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Eastern European model
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Sleeps her way into the family of a rich asshole
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Has baby to secure long term seat at the dinner table
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The end
That’s a story everyone has seen play out 1000 times already.
Illegally worked in the USA too.
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this comment has more viewers than her movie
Worldwide even.
This movie was just a trump bribe.
Amazon didn’t care if it lost money. They gave 25 million for the rights to melanias story right to trump. A legal payout. So they spent a few more million on a failed movie.bribe was payed
The book is ALWAYS better.
It’s that the one the writer made free for a few days to make it show up when ppl searched melania?
Yes, it is. When I read about it, it was the fifth result as per the comments, when I searched for it to “buy” it, it was already the second result, so, it actually was working :)
Yep
Wait is she supposed to be a floating torso?
It’s so you can’t grab her by the pussy.
It’s a Manananggal, a Filipino monster.
I read it yesterday, don’t regret it.
Melania is a manananggal? Melananggal?
What the fuck is possibly the content of this movie?
How to pretend to have a headache so you don’t have to sit on the mushroom again?
Melania’s early career as a queer-baiting wannabe porn star?
The story of the first mail order bride to become first lady?
The story of the last occupant of the East Wing?
Where to find Dick Tracey’s haberdasher?
Melania’s early career as a queer-baiting wannabe porn star?
Wouldn’t those films sell better? Assuming she actually did any.
Oh she did, I’m referring to various things in this post but yeah she did some queer-baiting photo shoots as a model.
No shame in being gay or even being “gay for pay” or a sex worker or any of these but she and her husband are vile, trashy hypocrites and are trying to dismantle rights for LGBTQ+ people. So, I think it’s worthy of ridicule.
I do remember a nudity scene involving Donald Trump in The Apprentice.
It’ll be 90 minutes of her servicing guests at Epstein Island, then 30 minutes of legal threats that she is not now, and never has been a prostitute.
Why would someone be humiliated that their money laundering scheme is laundering money?
You people don’t honestly believe she gives a shit, right? And you certainly must recognize this movie as just being a grift, and that it wasn’t made with the intention or expectation of being successful, right?
Please tell me you all aren’t that fucking blind.
Yep, it’s just like all of the “bestselling” books the right “writes”. Real people don’t actually buy them; the PACs buy them to funnel money into the pockets of the subject of the book.
It’s not money laundering, it’s a corrupt bribe.
I also believe that above all else, this was a money laundering scheme.
That being said, I feel like there was a part of her that was hoping this documentary about her life would be revered as incredibly interesting and a work of art. Like, single digit ticket sales is incredibly bad… I don’t care who you are - that’s gotta sting. And that’s hilarious.
Why would someone be humiliated that their money laundering scheme is laundering money?
And why is there wall to wall clickbait headlines about the Melania movie to begin with?
Please tell me you all aren’t that fucking blind.
I read she made $30M from the film - that’s pretty shockingly obscene compared to all the big tech innaguration bribes - of “only” $1M.
You’re forgetting: 1. The ballroom, and 2. Trumpcoin.
I’m certainly not forgetting, but in the interest of brevity, I decided not to detail out the hundreds of different ways Diaper Don has been bribed or otherwise fleeced his loyal idiots.
Fair enough!
It can be both.
You can choose the seat yet take one on the side??
I think that might literally just be a broken seat.
I would take one closer to the exit.
I’ll be in the wheelie bin out back. I’ll tell you how much fun I had when they emptied the hairy food scraps that’d been trampled into the floor (collected from other film screenings of course) onto me and you’ll be jealous.
If you think you might want to leave early, more polite not to disturb the other patrons. If there were any other patrons, of course.
Some people are so poor all they have is money.
Breaking: Hitler’s bride isn’t popular
No shortage of Chuds who were horny for Eva Braun. But I’ve seen far more slashfic of Sarah Palin than Melania, even now.
Idk what it is about this generation of MAGA, but they’re way less into jerking it to their (female) fascist overlords than they were 16 years ago.
It’s because she’s an immigrant and speaks as if she landed here fucking 2 weeks ago.
Be best…
I mean, she’s a fashion model by trade not a stage actor. She can still sorority girl posse with the best of them. But then she opens her mouth, and you get a sorority girl tier of conversation.
Melania is way below sorority girl tier.
It’s not that they wouldn’t goon for the modern Eva braun, the problem is that melania is 40 years too old for the MAGA incels
Did the shitbag Hitler make a film for Eva?
Surely the only people buying tickets are teenagers who want to have sex in an empty theater?
Probably. The movie is so damn repulsive I wouldn’t be near a cinema playing it.
I’d agree if I didn’t think that every single part of the movie would vaporize every bit of libido in a 2km radius.
“Paradise Alley” was pretty good for that, back in 78.
Don’t ask how I know.
I won’t ask. I was of the generation that still had drive-in movies, and if I did some extra work on the house, my dad would lend me his late-50s Cadillac, with a back seat the size of a double bed. Cinemas were a distant second-best. The only challenges were keeping the seat clean and dissipating the smell of pot smoke.
Just another grift… She got 28 million dollars from Amazon for this. I’m willing to bet she doesn’t give a fuck about ticket sales.
Who would have thought?!?!
Why wouldn’t anyone want to know the story of a vapid, valueless, and brainless model who married a mentally deranged piece of shit who wants people like her (Not “born RIGHT-WISE”) violently removed from “his” country? MADNESS
Trump purchased her from Epstein
I’d believe you if she wasn’t so fucking old
Oh that made me laugh
On the movie’s (real) IMDb page
Have you noticed that Melania has no displayed star rating or reviews. Has any movie had those things hidden before?
Well now they did 😂
Hilarious.
