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House Republicans a week after the SuperBowl and stupid sexy bunny…
Some of those lawmakers are probably old enough to have protested Elvis hip thrusting back when he started out.
There’s a name for these kinds of people: Fuddy Duddies
There’s a name for these kinds of people: Fuddy Duddies
I prefer to call them “pedophiles and criminals” but I guess older terms also work.
Let me just check my understanding… Pelvic thrusts are fine when they are done in to an underage girl, but not in to a tv camera at the Superbowl? That’s what they’re saying with this investigation?
No. They are fine if done to underage girls. They are wrong if done by non-white people.
What’s to investigate? It was shown on TV!
They need to investigate if there is any laws from 1842 that they can use to selectively punish brown people that angered them for the audacity of existing in front of their eyes during their precious football game and being flipping the bird to Trump and his ilk in doing so. They need to investigate if there is an incredibly narrow line they can draw after the fact to punish “vulgarity” that does not allow their opponents to easily throw that back in their faces for their absolute blatant hypocrisy. I imagine that will take considerable investigation for this particular brand of stupid bullshit to complain about.
Tax dollars hard at work.
Setting money on fire would be better than paying Republicans to do this stupid shit.
But it’s the PELVIC THRUST, that really drives them INSA-AY-AY-ANE!
Let’s do the time warp ag-ai-ai-ai-ain!
There it is. The h-bomb of all Epstein files distractions. Sexy Puerto Ricans, dancing joyfully to reggaeton.
It’s Elvis the Pelvis panic all over again. Man the religious right is sure obsessed with crotches. I guess a few white conservative housewives got all tingly and squirmy and we can’t have that!
Government abducts people out of their homes
OMG I SAW SOMEBODY TWERKING, XALL THE MORAL ABD ETHICS POLICE!
Bad Bunny just sitting over there, thinking «Ahora soy como Elvis»…
Elvis Presley is laughing from his grave. All hail Elvis The Pelvis!
Today in “This isn’t the Epstein Files!”
Lovely.
Release the Epstein files, you pedophile protectors.
Probably offended that there weren’t any underage girls or boys being “twerked, ground or thrusted” into.
