WASHINGTON—In a new claim challenging traditional pediatric norms regarding infant safety, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced Tuesday that being left in a hot car could “help babies sweat out toxins.” “Roll up the windows, park in a sunny spot, and let the sun do its magic—in a couple hours, your […]
So like, this is funny. I understand that.
But also I have to wonder whether the Onion publishing this might lead to some baby actually dying, because people are really that stupid.