• abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    “I want to know more about Pete Buttigieg’s sex life” says Tucker Carlson.

    It fact, this is the thing about queerphobes, they are obsessed with the genitals and sex lives of queer people to the point that they can’t look at anything that involved queer people without thinking of gay sex. That’s why they think sfw material that just happens to have a gay person in it is pornography, because they have sexualised queer people to within an inch of their lives.

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      How could tucker be a queerphobe when he is positioning himself as an expert on gay sex. I emphasize positioning. Its important.

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      they are obsessed with the genitals and sex lives of queer people

      “But like… Which one of you is the woman???”

      Shit I’ve heard people say, unironically. God knows it took a lot of restraint to not berate them down.

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      My hypothesis is that they just can’t get the picture of a rock hard veiny cock the size of a forearm out of their minds, they’re just so captivated by fantasizing about the meat cannon plopping in and out of their assholes or gagging on it while giving it the sloppiest toppy ever. They know that they’ll be exiled by their community of equally closeted sheep in wolves clothing so they just rage endlessly about it instead of just admitting that they want Thor’s cockhammer to turn them inside out. It’s really pathetic, they should just bounce on their boys fatty until they blast off and leave everyone else alone.

      edit: a word

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    So , a white, cis, hetro male is gatekeeping being gay?

    Yeah that tracks.

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    "So you like having dicks in your mouth, but you don’t currently have any dicks in your mouth. Curious.

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    Yes, a capable politician is going to choose the hardest path to advance his career by claiming to be gay. Like playing US politics on super hard mode.

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    In a July 2024 broadcast, Carlson likewise cited his producer. “My producer’s like, ’No, it’s totally a pose. He was dating women just a few years ago. That’s totally fake.’ He’s not gay at all,”

    Hold on, a guy that likes men AND women??? That’s suuuuper sketchy 🤨🤨🤨
    Maybe we should have a name for that… Duo-sexual? Hmm, needs more brainstorming…

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    The guy who got mad that the green M&M was losing her sexy boots, and likened Trump becoming president again to daddy being home and giving out spankings is being weird about sex? I would never have guessed.

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    He’s a fake human, he always looks like the firmware update didn’t take.