Brave Little Hitachi Wand

I barely even wanna watch this season smdh

And when you hear “wars”, you need to imagine a shitload of drones.

Extremely valuable intel here. A tentacle could actually produce a thumbs-up gesture, if you think about it.

How about we start with a primary race? When was the last time the democrats ran a presidential primary that didn’t come across as a fait accompli? Maybe 2007?

That’s super cool. I wish I could blank out the hours like that, except like… Opposite. Time goes too fast these days.

As someone with very acute time perception, it would be intriguing/horrifying to experience ADHD with time blindness for a day. It seems at once highly freeing and also incredibly unmoored. Usually I am walking towards things seconds before they beep and being able to guess the time to within minutes, but some people with ADHD really don’t have that. We’re all so different, it’s just exciting.

My heart quails

Given I’m a dude, I’d be okay with this

The first half a year nearly broke me. I haven’t entirely recovered, seven years on. Sleep dep is the great enemy.

Mine was rock solid from 6 months to almost 3 years, when latent ADHD broke the spell and laid low my highly disciplined bedtime regimen.

My kid is the morning lark to my night owl, fully time blind, restless to the point of disability, and haunted by bad dreams. I’ve got no right answers to that. Bags under his eyes at seven. Wish I knew how to improve his sleep to how it was 5 years ago. He used to sleep like a rock from 7pm to 7am, every single night, even if I had loud guests. I miss it.

Sleep while you can

I can’t think of a billionaire I haven’t harboured a deep disdain for in the last decade, about since I’ve been old enough to form a coherent viewpoint.

Musk claims there have been people trying to kill him, so perhaps at least a few of us have their priorities in order.

Real life needs better writing

Two smaller ones, yes, while multiclassing as a rogue/ranger for multiple shots per turn.

Fatigue is a word that can describe both things. Language is messy I promise I didn’t do it.

Today I will go on the internet and state an obvious fact as smugly as possible. Nobody will mock me for spiking the smallest football ever seen.

I want it directed by the ghost of Ralph Bakshi. Plenty of rotoscope and rough surrealism

Him and Pratt need to go away for a while

Well, because purchasing power has also collapsed in that span of time, obvi

/s

I found out that they’re called “bed pissers” in the Netherlands and now I only call them that